Fake Norman Stories

• Things conductors are stolen in China management
• Death of his seat to spotlight its 100th
• Breaking: Salzburg
• Gergiev’s waving, not over the BBC Newsnight
• Cat-loving composer
• The greatest hit, with a baby girl says, please tell US music biz loses its ‘king of PhDs
• Dramaturg wanted. Oh, no! Killjoy Denver bans opera chief calls a church services
• Cambridge-educated rookie composer
• Sad news: Seiji Ozawa
• German takes up his cartoon