Fake Norman Stories

• Berlin
• Confessions of the Proms
• Japan’s Diaghilev has died
• What Jonas Kaufmann: I’m proud of rigging at Super Bowl
• Just in: Fifth gets its Scarpia
• Was Prince Charles Dutoit
• The quartet replaces its Classics for a radical co-op
• British maestro
• Flying Dutchman finds clarinet
• United mistreats US opera